ext_131566 ([identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-25 08:49 pm
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Woe!

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Bridge and Archie are totally single.

[identity profile] theharperisgood.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hey there.

*smiles charmingly*
demonbelthazor: (Stripping)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-02-26 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Meet me at the non-existant bleachers?

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
*comforts*

Everyone has the need to touch my boyfriend.

*tilts head towards room*

;)

[identity profile] actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Would you like to borrow my telescope? I'm not feeling terribly inclined to look, myself.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
My girlfriend left me for space.

I am right there with you, sister.

[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
*winks*

Hey baby. Need some French comfort?

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hey cutie.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, hello there!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Any non-existant time, baby!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he touched me too... but I don't think he was doing it right. *pouts*

[identity profile] jarodpretends.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* I'm up for a fling if you are.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
En français? Hmmmm...

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmm.... arms....

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
*whap*

No he's not, damnit!

Oh, look, someone whapped you.... How did that happen?

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
You can Pretend to be be my fantasy, now can't you? *grins salaciously*
fates_jaye: (look thisaway)

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-02-26 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
He's not a man-ho! We're just flinging! It's rebound, omg!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Just how close are you, pretty boy? *raises an eyebrow*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so is thatwhat they called it in your day then?

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm..... *grins*
can_be_more: (Default)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-02-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
*flail*

I'M BEING GOOD.
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-02-26 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
*GLARES, OMG*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
So says the girl-ho! *snorts*

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
*trips* *glowers* *DEATHGLARE*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Cannot feel glare from space. La, la, la...!
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