Woe!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

You know, Bridge and Archie are totally single.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm..... *grins*

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Hey there.

*smiles charmingly*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Well, hello there!

[demonbelthazor]

Meet me at the non-existant bleachers?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Any non-existant time, baby!

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*comforts*

Everyone has the need to touch my boyfriend.

*tilts head towards room*

;)

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he touched me too... but I don't think he was doing it right. *pouts*

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Would you like to borrow my telescope? I'm not feeling terribly inclined to look, myself.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Oh, so is thatwhat they called it in your day then?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend left me for space.

I am right there with you, sister.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Just how close are you, pretty boy? *raises an eyebrow*

[can_be_more]

*flail*

I'M BEING GOOD.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

*winks*

Hey baby. Need some French comfort?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

En français? Hmmmm...

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Hey cutie.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm.... arms....

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

*grins* I'm up for a fling if you are.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*whap*

No he's not, damnit!

Oh, look, someone whapped you.... How did that happen?

[fates_jaye]

He's not a man-ho! We're just flinging! It's rebound, omg!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

So says the girl-ho! *snorts*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*sympathizes*

*cries*

*randomly loses arms and legs, too, wtf*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Well at least you're not "Chicken Girl"! :-p

[soldtoarmenians]

*RIBBIT!*

//You look a lot like Scary But Hot Lady Who Went Away, OMG.

How you doin'?//

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Uh... Hi!

*backs away a little*

Um, I'm afraid my... schedule's all full now... um... thanks for your response...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better the poet I still love is leaving forever and my other ex is a violent jackass who everyone hates *woes*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

The door to 402 is always open for a pretty lady.