ext_131566 ([identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-25 08:49 pm
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Woe!

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?
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[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Just how close are you, pretty boy? *raises an eyebrow*
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-02-26 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
*GLARES, OMG*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Cannot feel glare from space. La, la, la...!
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-02-26 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
*seethes*

*remembers this when I come back with my armada*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Will be very satisfied and long gone by then... *smirks*
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-02-26 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure about that?
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-02-26 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
*just smiles*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, the day I can't slip out before the cops soldiers Peacekeepers pissed-off owners trouble shows up is the day I retire, dear.
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