Woe!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fine!

*goes off to handcuff Jarod to the bed at her place, and locks the door*

HA!

...oh, this isn't good....

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

*looks at Parker*

*considers*

*shrugs*

I can work with that if you can, sweetie...

*leers*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

NEVER MIND! 'S all good, we've worked it out, nothing to see here, move along!

*goes back to playing with the pretty pretty Pretender and the velvet-lined handcuffs*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*pouts*