Woe!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

Comments

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

I think you'd look splendid in them.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

....okay, that at leaves us room for negotiation.

My cuffs or yours?

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Er, yours. Mine don't have a key.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Works. Why don't we start off with being handcuffed together, and work our to who gets handcuffed alone from there?

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

So you want me to be handcuffed to you?

Er, maybe we should use my cuffs. I could use some practice picking the lock.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Right. But if you can't pick them.... gosh. I guess we stay handcuffed together then, hunh?