ext_131566 ([identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-25 08:49 pm

Woe!

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*flails* Dude, how can I keep flinging with you if you stabbinate my girl?
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-02-26 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She started it!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*sighs* Can't we just get along and have threesomes?

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins* Now we're talking.

Mmmmmmmmm legs.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Score!