Woe!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

Comments

[can_be_more]

NOT SOMEONE ELSE'S. MINE. AND MY... OTHER THINGS.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE NOT HERE. I AM LOST WITHOUT AN ANCHOR!

[can_be_more]

I'LL FIND A WAY TO HOLD YOU LIKE SOMETHING BROKEN, JUST BE BRAVE LIKE A SOLDIER AND DON'T FRELL ANYONE ELSE.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'VE BEEN GOOD SO FAR BUT YOU ARE FAR AWAY AND I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU WILL BE BACK TO HOLD ME LIKE SOMEONE BROKEN AND MY WEEDS NEED TO RISE.

[can_be_more]

JUST WAIT, OKAY! NO DIRTY! NONE! DEAL WITH NON-DIRTY FOR THE MOMENT. YOU WENT SIXTEEN YEARS WITHOUT IT, YOU CAN HANDLE 9 DAYS.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*waits*

CAN I FIND SOMEONE NOW?!

[can_be_more]

NO, WTF.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*becomes a monk*

NO MORE SEX EVAR!

[can_be_more]

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

AND THEN THERE WAS TUBSEX.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS FUN. YOU NEED TO RETURN SO THAT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN OMG.

[can_be_more]

MAYBE SOMEDAY, OMG.