ext_131566 ([identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-25 08:49 pm

Woe!

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
We said the damn lines! Therefore we rehearsed!