Woe!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

Comments

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*takes a look in your bed this morning*

Uh, huh...

Jumps back on Lee Jarod!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

My bed's empty!

Shit, that wasn't the right response, was it?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Uh, noooooo....

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Meep.