http://emo-padawan.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-01 01:23 pm
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OMG, he's never gonna do anything, is he?

Stupid Jedi Masters.

I mean, could I be more obvious? I paraded around in a towel. I dressed him in glitter.

I'm never gonna get any hot Jedi lovin', am I?
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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*accepts offer*

*will pay generously for a Jedi dance*

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*cocks eyebrow*

How generously?

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*considers*

I might not be able to get Obi Wan but how does....a Wedge Antilles sound? He wears orange flightsuits!

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
A pilot? Oooh. Yeah, that could work.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall get right on that. If I bring back Skywalker? You're allowed to Jedi Mind Trick me.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If you bring back Skywalker, I'm going to asphixiate you. Gotta practice on someone, you know.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Understandable. If I brought Skywalker back, I'd probably asphixiate myself, bring myself back to life and do it again. That whiner.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And the hair. At least I have a reason for my angst. He was just born whining.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing was ever good enough for Lukie. Safe life on a farm? NO I MUST GO AND LEAVE YOU AUNT BERU AND UNCLE OWEN. And we all know what that led too...

Of course, Skywalker will claim the hand thing is his angst ticket...

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF ever, man. I had my entire arm chopped off at his age. Grow up.

Wah, wah "my daddy's an evil Sith, blah."

I tell you, if Obi-Wan had just had sex with me, none of this would've happened. Totally his fault.

Yup. I'm going with that.
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