fandomtherapy | (no subject)

So. Tell me about your mother.

I'm psychic. That's a major key of being a psychiatrist. *X-Men theme music plays*

*can you tell me what I'm thinking now?*

Are you going to tell John you were Bitterwoman? *No, that would be rude*

John? John was Captain Pete--Oh! *blushes*

You are one of his favorite people now. Catch him on AIM sometime. Bring heels.

Oh dear. AIM huh? Oh dear. Does he know it's me?

I don't think so. He's hoping it's an attractive girl. I think you qualify.

You think I'm attractive? I'm not sure if John does.

John's a teenage male. I'm sure he does. Why don't you ask him?

I don't know, that seems a little audacious of me, don't you think?

Well, if you're eager to know, just ask him.

Do I seem eager?

At times. But if you're curious, ask him.

Hmm.

*is silent*

I like Dick.

*waits for demonstration*

Dick likes me.

And how do you know?

He told me, and he did ask me out.

And what happened after that?

Well, we date and stuff.

That's good.