fandomtherapy | Fight! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT!

fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

Like ye're one t' talk, matey? D' ye not have mirrors in a galaxy far, far away?

Do you not have showers here? There's in character and there's just unhygienic.

And you, friend, crossed that line about two years ago.

I hate to agree with Glare-y McNohumor here, but he's right, man.

And I totally have the best hair of all of us. And that, friends, is kind of sad.

You also have a nice beard.

Do you think I should try to grow a beard?

NO.

...sure, go ahead. Ye can't possibly look stupider than yer father.

I HAVE KILLED MANY PEOPLE FOR LESS REASON THAN WHAT YOU'RE GIVING ME, PIRATE.

BUT YOU WON'T, RIGHT, DAD?

Just a little, um, light smiting?

NO.

WAIT!

*gets popcorn*

Sure, go ahead.

You know, I could grow to tolerate you.

...dude, what's with the icon? We're sooo not that close.

Huh? NO NOT LIKE THAT. I'M MARRIED.

I be not sure...ye and that Jedi wit' the beard be seemin' awfully cozy.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

*flees*

Edited 2008-07-15 03:07 (UTC)

Oh, thank you. Like he hasn't been traumatized enough.

And that would be...whose fault?

*smites*

*chokes on popcorn*

You did that from across the room! That's awesome!

Think you could take me?

...

If this is a sexy thing, um, I think we covered this.

*stomps off*

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