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fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

I take it I'm Jugs?

*looks down* That would be my guess.

Ha! I don't live in Brooklyn! And you shouldn't be mean to me. I'm a lawyer. You're going to need one when after you get saddled with that paternity suit.

Hey! I'm very careful. Well, okay, I'm mostly careful. I'm sort of careful.

...Give me your business card.

Dude, just pay them off as soon as they tell you they're knocked up. Problem solved.

Oh yeah, like they're not going to try to milk it for all it's worth. Jesus, you think they'd remember to take birth control or something.

You two are disgusting. Dick, I thought you would be a better person than that.

You know what they say, you can't keep a bad boy down.

Ooo! A boy's going down? Where?!

...Seriously?

Pinky has a point. Have you seen those two with their "best friends"? Hellllllo repression!

Hey!

Hahahahahaha! It's so true!

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Yeah! Just because I spend all my free time with Nathaniel and I put Nathaniel's happiness before my own and I have threesomes with the hired help while Nathaniel is a few feet away on the couch doesn't mean we're sleeping together!

...Dude.

It looks like rich boy has exposed his little secret.

Okay, one? My secret is not little thankyouverymuch. Two? Shut up.

At least I'm not a freaking idiot! Oh look at me, I'm Lois Lane! Every time I get into trouble Clark Kent mysteriously shows up and saves me and yet I cannot put together the fact that HE HAS FREAKING SUPERPOWERS. Oh yeah and bravo on not figuring out the Green Arrow thing too. Your lack of observational skills astounds me.

OH SNAP.

It's all very confusing, okay? Half the time I have a head injury and he's all dorky farmboy and IT'S CONFUSING.

And don't bring in canon I haven't even experienced yet into this argument.

...Yeah, could we not do that?

HAHAHAHA DUNCAN'S BABYMOMMA!

Really? I didn't realize cardboard could procreate. You learn something new every day.

Duncan Kane is pretty much the Dan Humphrey of Neptune.

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