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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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Well a stable boyfriend makes everything much easier when it comes to sex.

Especially when his very, very... tall.

That... is more than I ever wanted to know about Chad.

Thanks, Teddy.

He has large hands and feet.

...That's kinda hard to miss.

...you know, even if I was talking to him at the moment, now I'm totally not ever going to be able to hug him EVER AGAIN thanks to you.

Ooooh.

*curses height*

Experimentation?

Also the whole shape shifting things makes the sex-life stay just as exciting as it was at the beginning.

He needs to teach a class on HOW TO DO THAT.

Well... the shapeshifting only works with other people if they, um, ingest my DNA.

Like in a...

*decides not to go there*

Damn DNA!

...it's weird, I know.

There, there.

I...HAVE DONE IT IN THE CLINIC!

Me too! ...in Japan.

What about in the library?

If I didn't know your bf could kill me, I'd suggest you look into cheating.

Trust me, if you saw him naked, you'd know why I don't need to go anywhere else.

*sighs* Yeah, I'd bet. *drools*

You could always ask for a threesome, but I don't think he'd say yes.

Yeah, I think that was probably a one time thing.

... I count myself very, very lucky.

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