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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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Awww! You're making me woeful, Lee!

And here I am not getting any. *sighs*

I haaaaaave a girlfriend and SHE SWITCHED PEOPLE'S BODIES. YOU CRIED.

But, I'm sure you'll find someone to sleep with!

*looks around*

I don't see her here. Let's make out!

What about your ex?! You don't wanna get back with him?

I vote for more. Seriously, people.

More for you? Or more for meeeeeee?

More for everyone! But me especially.

Got someone in mind for that 'more for you'?

Um, duh. You should watch our show. He's such a whore, but you know I'll take him back.

...doesn't mean I can mess around while I wait!

Well a stable boyfriend makes everything much easier when it comes to sex.

Especially when his very, very... tall.

Noooot at the moment, not really.

You know, I come from a place like this and that right there is DYSFUNCTION.

That... is more than I ever wanted to know about Chad.

Thanks, Teddy.

Ooooh.

*curses height*

Experimentation?

I'd try to hook you up with that guy upthread but he seems to like other guys. That wouldn't work out at all.

*raises hand* I could, uh, use some.

Probably.

What's it like?

Also the whole shape shifting things makes the sex-life stay just as exciting as it was at the beginning.

Hey, pot? What's that you're calling the kettle?

Depends on who it's with! Good person, VERY GOOD. And maybe you can't walk for a bit afterward.

Bad person and you might want to forget you ever met and there might be drinking the night after.

He has large hands and feet.

...That's kinda hard to miss.

It really really wouldn't. I am very definitely not a boy, thanks.

...any other suggestions?

If I didn't know your bf could kill me, I'd suggest you look into cheating.

I'm having sex, na na na na na!

It's very very nice Amber. You've just got to make sure the other person knows what they're doing.

It's... yeah. Maybe different for a girl, but man is it nice.

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