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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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John with that sentient sticky uppy hair. He's kind of stick thin too. Like the twig of a tree.

Oh. Him with the airplane thing? Okay, I do know who that is.

Hmmmm.

So, even if he was single, no go, huh?

Well, really, he's hot enough for a one-night-stand but anything else? No way.

Definitely not.

Gotcha. Let's get him off the list.

How about ~~my flaily other character~~ pie boy, Ned?

Well, now, see he's definitely cute enough for it. But he seems like the sort that'd need a Real Relationship, you know? And I'm soooo not looking for that right now.

Yeah. I haven't even met the twerp but I believe you. Real Relationships sneak up on you! You want one thing and then BAM, you're buying flowers and chocolate.

And then the next thing you know, you're being dumped like old news. No thanks.

He's very sweet though. Promised to get things down from high up places and everything for me 'cause I'm his favourite ninja.

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