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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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Yeah. It sucks. Big time.

And it's not like it'll get better when I get to college. I'll have a roommate!

I need to start thinking of good bribes.

Or threats! Threats can work nicely!

Only in Fandom. In my particular universe they're liable to get you arrested.

Besides, you catch more fly with sugar.

I'm bad at that approach though.

Couldn't you just alien them away?

In theory I could use the alien-fu to lock them in the closet. "Damn I have no idea why that lock seized like that..."

Speaking of aliens, how's Michael?

That? Would be hilarious.

Michael? He seems good? I mean, okay, he was a girl when we went to Busch Gardens, but still.

A girl...

I'm assuming some sort of Fandom weirdness.

But good is good.

There was body-switching. I totally refused to kiss him 'til he turned back.

He needs to get out more, and he doesn't listen to me. You should call and make him.

I'll do that.

Does he....

No, never mind.

Does he what? Isabel! What were you going to ask?

I can't ask this question. No matter what they say. He's my brother. It's weird!

...

Okay, screw it.

He kisses well?

...

I am never telling him you asked that.

...

Okay, I might. If I wanted to disturb him GREATLY.

Yes, yes he does.

Don't do that.

Unless you have a camera to get a picture of the expression on his face.

I figured as much given what I've walked in on in the breakroom at various points in time. He has to be doing something right since he hasn't gotten his ass kicked lately.

Please, that's Basic Fandom 101: Always Have A Camera Handy. I'm getting good at that one.

Ew! I don't want to know what other-Michael is doing. That's weird and creepy.

You have my email address.

Okay.

But just one thing.

Don't ever let him grow his hair out. Cut it in his sleep if you have to.

What's wrong with long hair? I like guys with long hair normally.

You've seen my boyfriend. I don't have a problem with long hair generally. But this?

Trust me. The spikes are sooooooo much better.

Oh dear. Can I get pictures?

...Isabel? Can I ask you a question?

Here (http://www.stripedwall.com/television/Roswell/RoswellS3/Roswell3x02/roswell3x02_013.jpg). At least in this picture it looks like he showers regularly.

Yes. Sure.

...

Ow. Okay. Yeah. Spikes it is.

And, uh, is... Maria really a lot like me? Isn't that kind of weird?

In some ways? Yes.

In others. No, not really.

It's a different situation. Besides, after dealing with the fact there's a second version of Michael in my life? Another girlfriend is easy.

No, I mean, I think it's weird for me. That there's someone else he's... with.

If that makes sense?

I mean, it's not like the times when we're all different versions of ourselves, it's different.

But he, meaning your Michael, isn't. And really? I doubt he ever will be. That's all that matters. What you have here and now.

...

...you doubt he ever will be?

With her? Yeah. It was a unique combination of circumstances. With him being in Fandom now? Those circumstances might not happen.

I've thought about it. It's not such a bad thing.

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