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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

You sound like a marathon runner. Your sprinting needs work!

And thank you for the gropes, they are always welcome where my girlfriend can't see.

[gobrookeyourself]

Let's have less sprinting, more marathonning. Unless it's really worth it.

Okay look I just wanted to use this icon. I NEVER HAVE.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Quality not quantity?

[solo_sword]

No, that was my line from a couple days ago. Ahem.