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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

*replays that old dating commercial ad*

....nope. Still Ellen-sexual.

Unfortunately. Waste of a good Paul Gross.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

...

IT'D BE TOO WEIRD TO EVEN SUGGEST.

Dean and Alec can get away with it.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

...What? That I'd date? Or---










I hope you haven't misconstrued my relationship with Oliver Wells because. *laughs* Because *laughs AGAIN* *no, still laughing*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Sooooo.... you're married?

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

*headshake*

No. Worse.

Desperately, horribly, painfully in love with the most brilliant woman I've ever known.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Oh, God.

I am so sorry. I really wish I didn't get that.

I would give you booze if I had any.