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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrows* Hi.

[gobrookeyourself]

You can totally hit this in therapy, you know. Laws don't apply here. I think. Look I'm almost 18 anyway.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

*breaks laws with amazing biceps*

Works for me.

My canon provides me with zero kissing icons to attack you with. *shakes fist in rage*

[gobrookeyourself]

...YOUR CANON NEEDS TO FIX THIS.

*attacks with own kissy icons anyway, as I have like 6*

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

That's a very nice icon. *makes out*

And given they're sending a doctor and your double's bf to the planet of hot women this season, I'm thinking we're not fixing it anytime soon. WOE.