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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

I have one protective brother who just graduated, and is contact with quite a few of you. I have another protective brother who ACTUALLY ATTENDS THIS SCHOOL.

How much time do you THINK I spend in boys' beds?

Besides omg Aslan will kick me out of Narnia if I look too pretty or like boys too much.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Jesus lion really does have a hatred of liking boys and stockings and lipstick.

...yet another reason I'm never allowed into Narnia.

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a projection thing?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Oh my Aslan, he's a drag queen! ...lion. Drag-lion.

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

The Lion Drag Queen: Disney movie waiting to happen.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...I'd watch it.

[athosborn.livejournal.com]

How does Aslan feel about girls?

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

Well, generally that we're not as important as boys and thus shouldn't be as attended to.

...so good to go, I think!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck says you can spend time in his bed. He can help you if you want to practice blowing...your horn.

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

Actually blowing the horn would be interesting.

Susan: *requires more people for an orgy, blows horn*

All of Fandom: *is in room now*