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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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[carsexual]

Well, I finally got the girl of my dreams to be my girlfriend--and she's totally hot, by the way--and the US government shipped me to boarding school.

Without her.

So what do you think?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Buzzkill!

Phone?

[the_merriest]

You still have the car ...

[carsexual]

...What do you mean?

*is dim*

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sam, make sure to bring Bumblebee by the shop. There are a few things I wanted to check.

And make sure to bring candles.

Bright lights might damage his interior.

[carsexual]

...

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Oh, and make sure to stock up on wine, will you?

[carsexual]

Stop trying to seduce him! He's my boyfr--I mean car!

Also, I can't buy wine. I'm underage. *has yet to get certain memos about the island*

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't do anything like that!

...but seriously. A nice Reisling.

[carsexual]

*adds 'also he wants me to buy wine HELP what's a riesling?' to e-mail to Pepper*

[lil-yellow.livejournal.com]

Experimentation might be in order.