http://stupid-toasters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-07-24 09:05 pm

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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

[identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
COME ON PEOPLE TOTALLY KNOW WE DO IT. I AM ABOUT AS SUBTLE AS A SLEDGEHAMMER. ALSO I AM LOUD AS HELL AND I WORRY THAT OUR NEIGHBORS CAN SOMETIMES HEAR.

[identity profile] just-add-starch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I WILL LOOK INTO SOUNDPROOFING.

AND YOU JUST NEED TO QUIET DOWN.

[identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
UM THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO STOP DOING STUFF TO MAKE ME LOUD.

[identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
FINE I WON'T DO THAT THING YOU LIKE ANYMORE.

[identity profile] just-add-starch.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
FINE.

I WILL DO IT TO MYSELF.

[identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T THINK YOU BEND THAT WAY.