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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

I just want to be held.

Just a cuddle. Maybe two.

Then everything will be sunshine, kittens and puppies.

And we can hold hands as we skip through the park.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

...we'll always have pie?

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Can we at least skip?

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Well...sure!

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAY!

And then later we can annihilate the Romulan empire.

With pie.

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

...Who are you, and what did you do with my Little Brother?

SKRULL

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

I'm in therapy. I'm trying to get in touch with my inner skrull human.

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

...

But why? *is so confused*

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED!! IS THAT SO WRONG?!

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Might we eviscerate some of the puppies, whilst skipping?

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Why? Why for the poor little puppies?

Were they dishonorable?

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

They wee'd on my shoes.

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Then today is a good day to die.

For puppies.

[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

*eyes dubiously*

*starts throwing things*

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

*sniffles*

Meaniehead!