http://stupid-toasters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-07-24 09:05 pm

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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
See Faith.

See Faith bang the hot Latina cop with an ass that won't quit.

See Faith bang everyone interesting who comes into her bar.

See Faith work that stripper pole.

Mmmmmmm. Sex.

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I wanna sell tapes. I don't think the cop would go for it.
ashockingbitch: (Jenny possibly stoned)

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-07-25 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
....I'll be in my bunk.

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
... how big is your bunk?

Just curious.
ashockingbitch: (bugger me gently)

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-07-25 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Quite small. Close quarters. You know.

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I ever tell you I have a mood-ring apartment?

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[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
*well hello there. ogles right the hell back.*

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
So, you'll let me know if you ever drop the no student policy right?

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I've ... bent it. In the past. It's a bendy rule.

I'm flexible that way.

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
If I remember correctly you're flexible in a lot of ways.

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
You do remember correctly.

Damn, Scotland's a hell of a place.
atreideslioness: (Ghani is smirking at you!)

[personal profile] atreideslioness 2008-07-25 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Faith. *is amused*

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I like it better when you scream it. "Oh, Faith!"

[identity profile] sonofmogh.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
But will she skip with me?

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Are there tulips? I insist on tulips.

[identity profile] sonofmogh.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
We can skip through the garden of our platonic love?

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Will there be children's songs? I know some that are about loving and sharing and caring.

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[identity profile] gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I still wish to view this stripper pole.

While it's in use.

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Down, boy.
doubleohblonde: (Bond is sexyfine)

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-25 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Odd, I was about to ask you the same question.

[identity profile] neverfaithful.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I have a stripper pole now.

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