http://stupid-toasters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-07-24 09:05 pm

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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

[identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'd offer up Lois but considering that they both come from the DC universe it'd just be too weird.

Superman: Batman, this is my wife Lois. Took me years of awkward bumbling before I could actually form a relationship with her.
Robin: *pops up* Oh, hey! I slept with her back in high school.
Batman: Hahahahahahaha!
carsexual: (Oh God why would you do that?)

[personal profile] carsexual 2008-07-25 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
You do realize, of course, that that is exactly why they must do it now.

[identity profile] laidanegg.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's worse than that. The first time the Batman and Superman cartoons crossed over, the B plot revolved around the fact that Bruce and Lois were totally doing it. Meanwhile, Clark was pissed.

Dick would never let Bruce hear the end of it.