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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING LAID. BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

SO WHY DON'T YOU GO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSE IF I'M TOO SCARED?

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

'CAUSE. YOU'RE...TALL.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

NOT AN EXCUSE.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

AND HOT.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

BUT I'M SCARED, AS YOU POINTED OUT.

TO EVERYONE.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, MAKE A ROOMPOST AND I WILL SHOW UP IN MY SKIVVIES AND WE'LL GET THAT SCARED THING TAKEN CARE OF.