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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Sex? That must be what happens to people who have those 'social skills.'

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

You did get seven boons...

And what do you ask? For me to sterilize your lab equipment.

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that falls under blackmail, coercion, or just prostitution. Plus, the date-thing already feels like a pity fuck.

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying.

You could have at least asked.

I might have said no, but still...

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

*points* *laughs*

*throws lemons*

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

*hates you so much*

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

*facepalms*

Just wait 20 years and we'll be sure to get you some, k?

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

OMG, but that's so far away!

*cries tears of sexual frustration*