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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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Please, if I died I doubt you'd even notice.

I might notice. Care? Eh. We'll see when it happens.

I'm well aware that in the grand scheme of things that I'm nothing, Deadpool-san. So it doesn't really matter what I do.

Is this the self-pity part? That's always no fun if you ask me.

See? I was totally right about the reasons for the underage sex and drugs.

It's not self-pity, when it's a fact. I'm no hero, or leader, or anything that will make a difference. It's just a fact.

And no, you weren't.

Blah, blah, blah. All I hear is 'I'm so emo, oh em gee.'

And you have every reason to be that way too. Such a hard life you have here. All that hardship and sacrifice...

Wait. No. My bad.

I'm not emo. Just practical.

You say potato, I say 'deluded on epic levels'.

'Least I don't wear jammies.

Ohhh. You sure burned me there.

I'm just crushed.

And I don't need a mask either. So, really, I think I'm one-up on you there.

Wait, you think the mask is to hide my identity?

HA!

That's just special.

Don't be retarded. I never said anything 'bout it hiding your identity.

Then what is it, kiddo? A crack about my looks?

Gosh, never got that one before.

Please, you're totally off base. As if I cared about your looks.

Blah, blah, blah. The emo is boring me again.

What emo? You're so annoying.

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