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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[ashockingbitch]

Mine, too.

She was a cute little blighter, though, wasn't she?

[raspberryturk]

She was too cute to be legal.

Not that legality ever meant a hell of a lot to me. But you know what I mean, here. Seriously, yo.

[ashockingbitch]

It was the combination of cute and evil that did it.

Which is why, of course, we must never breed.

...we could just use multiple forms of birth control.

[raspberryturk]

Crazy thing about monogamy? It's pretty much rest-assured that while I'm practisin' it, I'm never gonna knock you up, yo.

... It's so freakin' weird, me sayin' that.

[ashockingbitch]

You are so much less fun than I'd hoped you would be. Although let's hear it for not knocking me up.

[raspberryturk]

This is me bein' a huge fan of not knockin' you up.

Might have to introduce you to Rude or somethin', though. I think his sex life's been about as depressingly stagnant as yours, yo.

[ashockingbitch]

I don't know who that is, but somehow I suspect I would absolutely love to meet Rude.

My sex life has been rather depressingly stagnant, hasn't it? *sobs*

[raspberryturk]

He was that guy? Who was with me while I was off gamblin' that one time and did Radio long-distance? Real talkative except how he's really, really not, yo. Also, bald.

It has. My sympathies. *offers rum*

[ashockingbitch]

*drinks rum*

I can work with not-talkative. How is he in the sack?

[raspberryturk]

Like I'd know? Where I've been and what the fangirls think are two real different things, yoto.

[politely-terse.livejournal.com]

I've had no... complaints.