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...maybe I should dye my hair black. Poeple don't seem to like teh way I look.

What makes you say that?

People keep giving me funny looks. Is it how I'm dressed or something?

I...can't really say. I've never been one to be very fashionable myself.

Oh. You... look okay. I mean, you're clothed and all.

Well, yes, I do tend to wear clothes. It makes going out and not being a nervous spastic mess a little easier.

Right. A lot of people here tend to be...rather naked at times.

...seems to work. Hm.

Nakedness will lead to...?

...people not looking at me weird?
Respect?

...a girlfriend?

At least you *have* hair!

There's a reason I always wear a hat, you know. I mean *points* look at it!!!

Can't you get something? A wig? They make great toupees now.

I tried a few of those, they just made it look worse.

And now I've got some crazy chick wanting to 'help' with it!! I just know she's going to wind up making it ~~smell like fruit~~ turn it green or somethin'!

But I'm too nice of a guy to tell her no. I'm trapped between a rock and hard place now.

...Cable won't let me buy a gun. Sorry.

Rock the shaved look?

Well, I have connections for that. *ahem*

Shaved? Naw, already have a mostly shaved member on the team. Another would just be ackward.

I can has firearms? MWahahahahaha. *ahem*

Well, not everyone can pull off shaved well.

Welllll...maybe we can work something out. *coughcough*

That's the truth. I think it was just at this stage of time, ya know? The hair never got better, but it was looking better years later.

I think my problem is just a case of a certain someone fighting nature tooth and nail and a make-up department just not knowing what the hell to do with it.

Bah. Makeup department. They're always "Hey, eyepatch".

You know, I could never get that. What's with the eyepatch fetish anyway? I think I might have gotten stuck with one too at some point.

*pokes the mun to go find out*

*mun gives 'kiss my ass' look*

*sigh*

I tried, man.

Eyepatches are hard core. Don't have hair? Have an eyepatch. It'll distract. Really.

Somethin' like that. Me, it was always with a hat.

Like 'omg! dude! you need to cover that up!' Ugh.

Hats can be stylish. One of those army-style hat that those hipster types like? ~~like I know what a hipster is, dude.~~

Or a sombrero.

Oh yah. I like the fedora thing. Indiana Jones style. And I have a leather jacket too. HAHAHAH!

I've done a sombrero.

Seriously man, you should check out my closet. All kinds of ~~goofy~~ hats.

Hey, that sounds great! There's not much in my closet. ~~not dirty~~

I have *goes digging* a chef's hat, the already mentioned sombrero, a cowboy hat, an old style pilot's cap, the fedora, a grey felt fancier one *see there*, a hard hat, a dress uniform hat, ooh! and a general's dress one, and geesh...how many more are in here anyway?

I think I'm a bit scared.

...is... that the thing from Carmen Miranda??