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So, what's making you emo lately?

And don't lie, I know you're emo. Almost all of us are teenagers, that's automatic emo!

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Hate you?

Okay, you might not hate me. If I start getting emo and hiding out at the range, drag me to the bar?

To the bar, totally not a problem! And then we can go to the range! And scare the crap out of people by being armed and drunk, wow.

And, yeah, not going to hate someone for a mission.

Ino, you're a ninja. You're always armed, and occasionally drunk.

Wait. I'm not seeing a downside to this. I'm so in.

Well, yes, but I normally don't try to shoot or stab things when I'm drunk. I expect people to be more fearful if I am out to stab things.

...it's probably a good thing I'm normally a cheerful, chatty drunk, right? Or they'd probably take away my weapons all the time instead of just when I'm in the dorms.

I think people would be plenty-fearful of a cheerful, chatty, drunken Ino waving a weapon. It's the happy-cheery-cut you NOW that is both amusing and terrifying.

So. How would you tell someone about a mission that you might have neglected to mention? Any tips?

People think I'm terrifying even when I'm happy? Score!

Um. It really, I guess, sorta depends? Like, are you telling them out of your own free will, or do they find out first and you've got to explain it?

Either? Both? I have no idea what I'm doing.

Be as honest as you can be then, I'd suggest. And, you know, again as much as you can, keep on telling the truth.

I mean, yeah, some people might still have issues with you lying, but if you keep on lying even after you tell the truth about being an agent some of the people that stick by you after that, would probably start to not take it so well.

And, uh, blame work. Like, a lot. Shift as much of the blame for lying onto work?

It is SO work's fault. I rationalize so much of this as, "If I tell and my boss finds out, I'll get yanked from school."

When in doubt, blame the priest. Somehow, I doubt Romeo would have a problem with that plan.

It's a good plan, I agree. Makes you look like the victim rather than a real party to the offense.

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