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So, what's making you emo lately?

And don't lie, I know you're emo. Almost all of us are teenagers, that's automatic emo!

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Oh, yes, because guys with brains. That's exactly what I clearly look for in a man...

*cough*

You are cute when you're petulant, though. Sometimes.

Exactly, I mean...HEY. I have a brain! I use it sometimes! It's there and no you can't cut me open and see it.

And thank you, I think. You're just cute. And adoraaaaaable. Maybe I'll give you a new nickname before you leave and use it to call you.

...Snuggly.

For someone who claims to not want to be mutilated, you sure are pushing it.

For someone who claims to not like all the mushy gushy stuff, you sure do let me get away with a lot of it.

Only 'cause you're cute.

And, come on, I thought this was the sort of thing that I would eternally be deprived of, because I thought it couldn't really exist. I'm allowed to enjoy it a little.

Awww. And, I promise, I'll only be cute for you. Well, cute in those personal, private between you and me ways.

...And vice versa. Although, trust me, no one is going to think I'm cute there. And, if they do? Then I'm doing it all wrong.

If they do and act on it, I'll have to punch them in the face.

After you, you know, get done disfiguring them.

There. That. Another thing I can be emo about. My boyfriend keeps saying he will, but he has yet to actually punch anyone in the face for me. I wish he'd understand that my love for him can only be fueled be irreverent and belligerent displays of his rampant masculinity.

Well, you haven't punched anyone for me either!

...yeah, that's all I got.

Nor have I said I would do it before, either.

...but I would.

Especially since they wouldn't hit a cripple, would they?

Depends on the girl, really. Maybe? Maybe not? Maybe they'd just try and argue with you?

And, as far as everyone else in this school is concerned, I'm a mute, too, so an argument should be interesting.

You'd win.

Easily.

And I don't just say that ~~because I fear your scalpel~~. I just know.

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