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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

Comments

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I'M A VIRGIN.

I WIN.

[athosborn.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I win as well?

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Co winners? Club? Go head for the hills together?

[ella-obeys.livejournal.com]

I can join that club.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

New member! Welcome!

[ella-obeys.livejournal.com]

Hello! Are there cards? Dues? A secret handshake?

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Virgin club? I'm Victorian, I've never even been kissed. I say that makes me president.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

You can be president! I'm no good with leadership anyway. I can make pies for the meetings though!

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

I should like to be kissed. I'd resign the Presidency for it. But I'm somewhat odd and Victorian and still somewhat unstable, so I'm not sure that's likely.

[wanna-be-lucas.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could find someone to help you with that...

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

GOD. I'M WORKING ON IT.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Don't make it sound like a chore or anything!

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Then don't be all whiny about not getting any! I AM TRYING!

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I wasn't whining! I was stating a fact!

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Actually, I didn't think losing my virginity would be that hard.

I mean, I'm really smart, right? Why am I having trouble with it?

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

You're definitely smart. As for the troubles, maybe the smartness needs to be...smarter.

Yeah, I got nothing.

[neverfaithful.livejournal.com]

Smart people are sometimes real book-smart and suck at the social skills half of it. Which is why the nerds are virgins and the sluts can't pass class.

Just a little stereotyping from your friendly neighborhood bike.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Well, I did come here to learn more about social skills since I have enough book smarts.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation, little brother, I haven't gotten any in a thousand years.

Depending on how you look at that, I mean LITERALLY A THOUSAND YEARS.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

...

...

That's...a long time. Um. Are you kind of anticipating it happening again?

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

I'm trying not to think about it. Believe me, it's easier this way.

Plus no one can ever accuse me of using all the hot water.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but...still. The opposite might be nicer!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod, I'm a teenage multimillion lawyer business owner and I have never encountered anything more frustration than trying to the whole virginity business. So overrated, holy crap.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

I...okay, you got that.

Dude. Just find a blond and hope for 'not crazy'.