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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

Comments

[neverfaithful.livejournal.com]

So, the, uh. Crazy bits. That mean you can't ... uh. Relieve your own "stress"?

'Cause I think I'd just shoot myself right there.

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

No, it doesn't mean I can't relieve my own stress.

Do you think I would have been able to make it through puberty if that were the case?

[neverfaithful.livejournal.com]

I know some weird, repressed people. Just sayin'.

And fuck it. You got crazy bits. Whatever you can do to you, someone else can do to you, right? Ain't that half of sex right there?

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

It's more about finding someone who'd want to still do it once they realize I've got crazy bits.

...

...shut up, no one's filled me in on the fact that the people here are INSANELY openminded about certain things. I've been sheltered!

[neverfaithful.livejournal.com]

Nah, I mean, that's a legit fear. Some people get all freaked out about ten extra pounds or havin' a smaller than average dick or one of my nipples is a weird color and expect they're gonna get laughed out of bed or somethin'.

And that's not counting shit you gotta explain, like your crazy bits. That kinda puts a damper on things.

Still. Someone wants to fuck you, they'll fuck you.