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So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

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I don't think I need to confess a crush. It's kinda out there so the whole frickin' world knows about it!

Can't a guy get a little privacy?

Not in this place!

You mean it's like this all the time?

Well, you did tell me.

When I was eight! You can't hold that against me.

Sure I can. It's what I do. Neener neener neener!

Ooooh, I so gonna get you back for that!

Someday. As soon as I think of something.

You can't get me back! I'm only a student! AHAHAHA!

Just wait until the day you graduate.

MWHAHAHAHHA!

Oooh! Then I will be legal for all kinds of stuff! *wink wink*

OKOKOKOKOK! I relent! You win! You've broken me! See?

Now I'm going to have to re-do all those therapy sessions.

Yes! I have to win at something dammit!

It's called bribery. You leave a little bit of rum out and the squirrels look the other way.

Of course, it's not foolproof. They were only too happy to blab when I kissed Turtle.

Really? I'll have to start doing that and ...

You kissed Turtle?

Shhh! Not so loud! Do you want Jeff to hear about it?

Hrm. Speaking of bribery...

Nope. You can't bribe me enough for that.

Not that kind of bribery.

Geesh! Do all you people around here always have sex on the brain?

I think I'm starting to miss the loony barn.

I'm a teenager! Apparently it's normal at this age.

I think this is the first time ever that I'll be calling the orderlies and asking them TO COME GET ME!!!

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