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So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

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BUT JEN I AWKWARDLY LOVE YOU.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW AWKWARD IT IS.

ESPECIALLY SINCE I ALSO KINDA HAVE THIS SORTA CRUSH THING GOING ON.

AND NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT HOW IN BETWEEN THE AGE YOU ARE NOW AND THE AGE YOU'LL BE WHEN I FINALLY SAY I LOVE YOU ONLY TO FLY AWAY IN MY TIME SHIP AND SAY GOODBYE FOREVER (until the next teamup episode) WITHOUT EVEN GIVING YOU A KISS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THAT AGE WHERE YOU'RE AN OBNOXIOUS JERK I HATE ON SIGHT AND I'M GONNA NEED A PERCOCET.

YOU COULD TELL ME. YOU KNOW. IF YOU WANTED TO BREAK TIME.

...AGAIN.

OH SURE. JUST RUB IT IN.

HEY, I'M NOT COMPLAINING, I GOT TO NOT STAY DEAD.

IT'S JUST THAT I BECAME A DICK AND LOST MY FIANCEE IN THE PROCESS.

YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT LESS COMPLICATED RIGHT NOW IF YOU HADN'T CAVED WHEN I ASKED YOU TO LET ME GO BACK IN TIME AND KEEP WES FROM GETTING KILLED.

. . .

No, wait, you know what? I don't think it can be less complicated.

STUPID TIME TRAVEL.

Yeah he comes from before then anyway. Also IDK I DID NOT WANT YOU TO HATE ME MORE FOR LETTING MY GENETIC DONOR BITE IT?

Aren't you glad you don't actually know all of this, now?

BUT I DON'T SUCK YET.

AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA IF *THIS* YOU EVER *WILL* SUCK.

Not like -- although that would be pretty -- OMG NO.

THE HELL WITH PAINKILLERS, I WANT BOOZE.

OMG JEN HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR LIKE 99 PERCENT OF MY GENETIC MATERIAL. POSSIBLY ALL OF IT IF ONE OF US DYES OUR HAIR.

Although it would be really pretty oh god now my player has that look in her eye

I MEAN. BOOZE IS BAD FOR YOU.

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