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So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

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You keep telling yourself that.

I will. Because it's true.

It's a mullet.

In the comics at the same time, Superman had a mullet. You can't tell me that Superman's mullet isn't awesome.

Watch me.

... Okay.

*watches*

Superman's mullet isn't awesome.

Red Superman will totally yell at you for saying that while Blue Superman cries.

I don't know what those things mean. I'm a Wildstorm character.

Wildstorm: Characters who don't understand the radness of mullets.

Oh so we're the sane lot then?

You're the lot that thinks the 90s are nothing but ultra-violence.

I'll have you know that it's ultra-violence AND MULLETS.

You're so weird.

So, when you get the mullet, do you get to wear pants, too?

Nope. I get a sleek black bodysuit with my new logo in light blue.

And the suit has little wing thingies under the armpits so I can glide long distances as my mullet blows in the wind.

...

Well, money can't buy taste, I suppose.

Oh, I won't pay for it. It'll be a present from a band of monks somewhere in South America.

No, really.

Of course it was.

Or maybe it's the Tibetans who will give it to me... Doesn't matter, I have years before it even comes up.

Let me guess. It comes up in the context of someone making fun of it, and this is the bull you feed them to get them to lay off?

Nope. It comes up in the context of a questionably canonical comic book mini-series filling in the gap between the end of B:TAS and the start of TNBA that five people ever read.

You're such a nerd.

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