because the mun is still mad.

[gobrookeyourself]

First off, I seem to be in a locker. Which sucks.

Second off, my mun is still raging over last night's episode and keeps getting madder when she talks about it. There's talk of abandoning canon and setting fire to things and I'm starting to think the earlier talk of needing me to cry more to be IC and how it'd been like a year since my last pregnancy scare would be me getting off easy.

And IT WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN CANON. AND COME ON. I AM BROOKE, NOT THE BROOKEALIKE, WHY AM I ACTING LIKE HER. GOD.

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[the_merriest]

My sequel just turned me into a bimbo.

Okay, I'm dim, but I'm a nerdy, hyper sort of dim. I'm not a freakin' Barbie doll. Let us not discuss my freaking outfits.

raspberryturk and I figured it out: defeating Sin gave the entire population lobotomies and hair extensions.

[weetuskenraider]

At least you're not the one whose bad-ass super kickass mode was a FREAKING FLOWER in that sequel?

[the_merriest]

THAT FLOWER WAS FREAKING DISTURBING, OH MY FUCK. Also, the glistening nudity of the change sequence, that I could've done without.

[gobrookeyourself]

....HONEY I WILL DESIGN YOU NEW STUFF I PROMISE.

[the_merriest]

INORITE? I mean I am a walking color-blind crime against fashion and I'm boggling at this shit.

I know hookers who'd go "Sweetie, cover up a little."

I have also never looked at a pair of jeans and thought, "I wish they'd just skip the inner thigh part. And maybe give me a skirt, but only halfway around."

[wannabe-samurai.livejournal.com]

My mun insists on passing on the follow message:

"The Game was tottally worth it for two things: Gippal and Baralai"

I refused to pass on the rest of the message.

[raspberryturk]

.... Well, yeah.

But come on, I'd tap THAT.

[withoutverona]

That looks like it came off the Halloween rack and was labeled "Sexy Hippie Witch!". But it's kind of a hot look, even if the sleeves are way disturbing. (Fur? or human hair?)

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

I... actually get kind off kind of easy.

Can't say as much for my BFFs though. Of the human AND wolfy variety.

And, okay, there IS that thing with the god who KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME WTF.

[gobrookeyourself]

Dude, you'd totally win in the boyfriend department, though.

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

I still have to wait for about four more years to find out what's officially going to happen to me.

Since I've made a deal with the Angel of Death so that my boyfriend's/father of my twins life would be saved ... even though he's apparently destined to bring about the destruction of the world.

It's not as if my life has been difficult enough as it is already.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

My player says I'm not allowed to complain about canon WTFiness because it's PR and it's part of the whole contract.

. . . doesn't stop her from complaining about it.

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. You're from the pre-Kalish era. And from the smartest of all the PR series. And at least your executive producers never outright said they didn't believe in continuity.

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

You think your canon is weird? My player is still trying to figure out how to get me to some place called Third Earth. She promises that it's just like regular Earth, except different.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

According to canon, I get to serve on the same ship for 10 freakin' years without getting a promotion, even if I do get hair extensions. My mun said something about ignoring the final episode because it didn't fit the rest of the series in terms of continuity.

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Harry Kim feels your pain.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

I meet the love of my life and have an awesome career, according to the end of canon.

But before I get there, I have an abortion, waste a season and a half on this guy who's a complete waste and cheats on me, my mom's new husband goes nuts, and, oh yeah, my big brother dies. And also I get incredibly shrill about my politics.

It's gonna suck until it starts to rule.

[talon-wraith.livejournal.com]

My canon has ripped my heart out.

Twice. Possibly...twice and two halves.

Talon Squadron. Shiner. Falynn. Lara/Gara.

All of this taking place in less than six months...even less than that, if the mun understands the timeline properly.

At least it's canonically over unless some author decides to drag me out again and screw me over. Frighteningly, it could happen, though thankfully not likely.

[solo_sword]

In LOTF they'd brought Kyle Katarn up to a nice status in the Jedi Council before stabbing him and GIVING HIM A PLAGUE.

Anything's possible.

[wannabe-samurai.livejournal.com]

My cannon so far has had my left arm ripped off and linked me forever with the damn bippy mage who is now a vampire who can only feed off my blood and lost one of his eyes.

...Oh and currently we're stuck in the flashback from hell while we're in the a freakin time warp that melts people.

At least I still have both my eyes.

[hanged-magician.livejournal.com]

Shut up. Shutupshutupshutup.

Canon catchup is going to make me emo, dark, and incredibly unfriendly and antisocial.

I need to make friends while I still can.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

I HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE SAME BORING POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND WITH A BABY FOR THE PAST GOD KNOWS HOW MANY ISSUES OF MY CANON.

Also, Duane appears to have stripped me of most of my personality, sense, and IQ points. WHAT UP?

And apparently, Wade is scheduled to go 'deal with the Skrull invasion' now that he has his own book again. Am I the only one who feels that that might go a little more smoothly if I'm around to keep him from doing something stupid...?

[futureclone]

Look, I die, and that's the beginning of the suck that is my story arc. Because I come back a jerk whose fiancee leaves him for some genetically identical twit from the distant past.

[notahostage]

My canon's going pretty great...well, except for the danger of not being renewed.

Sorry.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

NO DAMMIT IT MUST BE RENEWED IT MUST IT MUUUUUUUUUUST.

In which case, I think given some of the stuff from the finale you might wanna start worrying.