Relationships: easy come, easy go

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

So. Apparently my on-again off-again girlfriend is traipsing around rebounding with Wolverine.

...

Seriously, Dom? I respect your right to choose, but... Wolverine?!

is this payback for promising i wouldn't blow myself up, subsequently blowing up, stealing a blackbird from wolverine and smacking him in the head with it, all the while not telling you i was alive? if so, i'm sorry. well, not for the smacking part. that was fun.

...So how about them exes, huh?

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[perfectmissyork.livejournal.com]

*pulls out a notebook*

WHERE SHOULD I START?

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

...I'd say 'the beginning', but somehow I'm afraid.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

....Mine's dead, 'cause I failed in my duty to protect her.

*whistles innocently*

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

I... well I don't have any exes? I've liked my friend Kairi for a really long time even after apparently I turned her into a heartless puppet.

...I'm still not sure how that happened. Don't ask.

And then there's my friend Riku (not to be confused with Rikku) and he and I have always been really competetive with each other, but at the same time we're always there for each other and really close. He went off and turned evil and I had to save his butt and then he got all emo and I had to chase him down across the universe to 'save him'. and I might have had a small sobbing break down when I did find him and because of that my mun says that people think we're together?

But we're not.. and I don't know how this counts as having an ex.. but uhmm. I'm sorry?

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Oh, fangirls. Simply because I have a close friend who I may or may not have mentioned I really need out loud, who I've stalked when he left me divorced me decided to go do something else, who I've been implied to have deep dark fantasies about, whose voice I might have mentioned really enjoying and who I'm fairly sure I spent my last canon vacation exchanging private parts of my life story with doesn't mean I have some kind of repressed love for him even if I might have mentioned him as being one of the people in my life who mattered the most and picked him over my girlfriend in a fight...

... I might have lost the point of my story there. But, clearly, there's nothing going on.

[konoha-flash.livejournal.com]

One of my ex's is dead. Though I don't know if she counts as an ex as we were married and she died.

And... well I'm still not sure if I'm going to have another perminant ex here shortly.

....Not that you needed to know that.

And... geez Dom, I knew she had bad taste in men but... this seems a bit much.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

IT'S WOLVERINE!

... I am perfectly calm about this. Yes. WOLVERINE?!

[harrydresden.livejournal.com]

I kind of killed mine in a fire. Along with my adoptive father. OR DID I?! dundundun

They were trying to enthrall me at the time. On my birthday. THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP.