Relationships: easy come, easy go

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

So. Apparently my on-again off-again girlfriend is traipsing around rebounding with Wolverine.

...

Seriously, Dom? I respect your right to choose, but... Wolverine?!

is this payback for promising i wouldn't blow myself up, subsequently blowing up, stealing a blackbird from wolverine and smacking him in the head with it, all the while not telling you i was alive? if so, i'm sorry. well, not for the smacking part. that was fun.

...So how about them exes, huh?

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[doubleohblonde]

The love of my life betrayed our country to try and save her boyfriend's life, then killed herself, possibly to prevent me being compromised if the trailers for my upcoming new canon are anything to go by.

And one of the students looks just like her.

I have woe.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Well, these things happen.

This wouldn't be the source of some horrible character issue on your part, right?

[doubleohblonde]

*represses*

Of course not. That would be silly.

*represses more*

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Just like it's silly to assume that after all these years, I wouldn't be completely over the fact that my wife died in my arms or I found myself forced to shoot my own son in the head.

It's all in the past. Let's repress it keep it there.

*toasts beer*

[wantstodirect]

My ex owns me. My life literally belongs to him. I mean, he lets me have my space, but I'm still not big on the ownership thing.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Ah. *pause* I can see where that might... cause some issues. Though, can you really own another person...? if so, my control issues would like to know how.

[doubleohblonde]

Exactly, you can't change it, so why brood angst prettily worry about it?

*toasts back*

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Especially when there's all of these world conflicts to barge arrogantly into! There's no time for this horseshit brooding.

[wantstodirect]

Well, he's a vampire and he fed on me a lot, so now we've got this blood bond that marks me as his. He could command me to do stuff, if he wanted, and I'd do it. He's never done that, though.

I mean, it did help when I was possessed. He kicked the shadow out of me by invoking a prior claim.

[doubleohblonde]

People to kill, meaningless sex to have. Busy, busy, busy!

[notanactualfairy]

Ex? Ha. To have an ex one must first have a relationship.

[offthelisthero.livejournal.com]

I seem to have acquired a stalky, murderous ex without any much of the good parts beforehand.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

If it helps, I once wound up clung to by a woman who had been pretending to be my girlfriend for about a year to infiltrate my unit and who expected me (...violently) to stick with her once I found out.

... Interestingly enough, she also used to date Deadpool.

You have all my sympathy.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

You'll get lucky some day, Jean-Paul.

... I'd just suggest avoiding Bobby Drake next time.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

That mostly sounds like you've planned ahead.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Between this and Deadpool getting his butt kicked by Wolverine's mohawked son with a name better suited for a bad German death metal band, it's almost like he left town just to make you guys look bad.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

We need some kind of massive crossover event that involves beating up Wolverine with rubber duckies and his own claws to compensate for this massive insult.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Hey, keep talking like that and Logan will go back in time, nail Madelyne Prior, and turn out to be your daddy. Then you'll be Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers Logan Howlett.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

...

Well, I'd probably have less genetically determined issues that way.

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Tink does not want to talk about exes, boys, stupid boys, silly English bints with annoying accents, boys with Mommy issues, giving up years of your life for worthless boys who do not deserve your awesomeness, or boys. At all.

Tink is fine.

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

There is a gentleman by the name of George Wickham, of whom I am currently quite fond, though I have been sensible enough to realize that not much may come of it.

Further in my canon, I shall learn that he is a disreputable man of the lowest degree imaginable, and wish nothing more to do with him.

Following that, he will take my youngest sister away to London and seduce her. Sheer bribery will be required to induce him to marry her, instead of leaving her, debauched and thrown aside, a pariah in all but the most permissive societies, and a black mark of shame upon our entire family.

My shameless, stupid youngest sister will, following the hasty marriage which pretends to restore her honor, proceed to lord it over her older sisters that she married first, and amuse herself by noting that her husband was once a favorite of mine, am I not jealous?

It is enough to make one think well of convents.

[offthelisthero.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I found out after only a couple of weeks. A year - aren't you kind of telepathic?

Do you have any tips for dissuading the unwanted interest? I've tried shooting him but that hasn't worked.

[gobrookeyourself]

*tilts head* You'd have just about as many names as Erica Kane...

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

While he is not my actual 'ex' in my future canon someone who could have been my love interest is transferred to Antarctica because my future boyfriend has issues jealousy issues.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Mine's dating a Lord or a Duke or a whatever. He's kind of dumb but good at squash so, I don't know. I'm forcing myself to hang out with him to piss her off.

It's kind of making my boyfriend jealous but he totally started the whole jealousy thing by screwing a MILF.

Okay, that last part is what's going on in my mun's head. The first part is true though.