Relationships: easy come, easy go

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

So. Apparently my on-again off-again girlfriend is traipsing around rebounding with Wolverine.

...

Seriously, Dom? I respect your right to choose, but... Wolverine?!

is this payback for promising i wouldn't blow myself up, subsequently blowing up, stealing a blackbird from wolverine and smacking him in the head with it, all the while not telling you i was alive? if so, i'm sorry. well, not for the smacking part. that was fun.

...So how about them exes, huh?

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[offthelisthero.livejournal.com]

I seem to have acquired a stalky, murderous ex without any much of the good parts beforehand.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

If it helps, I once wound up clung to by a woman who had been pretending to be my girlfriend for about a year to infiltrate my unit and who expected me (...violently) to stick with her once I found out.

... Interestingly enough, she also used to date Deadpool.

You have all my sympathy.

[offthelisthero.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I found out after only a couple of weeks. A year - aren't you kind of telepathic?

Do you have any tips for dissuading the unwanted interest? I've tried shooting him but that hasn't worked.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

It's a long story that involves a great deal of exposition.

My solution involved dating someone who likes to shoot people and shoving the girl off on a man whose limbs were replaced by metal in an incident that I may or may not have been involved in.

...I could also give you the numbers of a few very reputable mercenaries.

[offthelisthero.livejournal.com]

I may have to take you up on that. I mean, using my contacts with a rather dubious organisation that I'm attempting to reform in order to take him out seems a little hypocritical. Especially when their last attempt was hardly a success.

I don't think I quite hate anyone enough to wish him on them give me a few months but I have found someone who gets trigger-happy around him.

[usedtotravel.livejournal.com]

At least you have a hunky police officer to protect you!

[offthelisthero.livejournal.com]

He is quite handy to have around. *coughs* Protectively speaking, of course.