Relationships: easy come, easy go

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

So. Apparently my on-again off-again girlfriend is traipsing around rebounding with Wolverine.

...

Seriously, Dom? I respect your right to choose, but... Wolverine?!

is this payback for promising i wouldn't blow myself up, subsequently blowing up, stealing a blackbird from wolverine and smacking him in the head with it, all the while not telling you i was alive? if so, i'm sorry. well, not for the smacking part. that was fun.

...So how about them exes, huh?

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[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

There is a gentleman by the name of George Wickham, of whom I am currently quite fond, though I have been sensible enough to realize that not much may come of it.

Further in my canon, I shall learn that he is a disreputable man of the lowest degree imaginable, and wish nothing more to do with him.

Following that, he will take my youngest sister away to London and seduce her. Sheer bribery will be required to induce him to marry her, instead of leaving her, debauched and thrown aside, a pariah in all but the most permissive societies, and a black mark of shame upon our entire family.

My shameless, stupid youngest sister will, following the hasty marriage which pretends to restore her honor, proceed to lord it over her older sisters that she married first, and amuse herself by noting that her husband was once a favorite of mine, am I not jealous?

It is enough to make one think well of convents.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

It sounds as if your family is almost as bad as mine.