Relationships: easy come, easy go

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

So. Apparently my on-again off-again girlfriend is traipsing around rebounding with Wolverine.

...

Seriously, Dom? I respect your right to choose, but... Wolverine?!

is this payback for promising i wouldn't blow myself up, subsequently blowing up, stealing a blackbird from wolverine and smacking him in the head with it, all the while not telling you i was alive? if so, i'm sorry. well, not for the smacking part. that was fun.

...So how about them exes, huh?

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[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

My ex (and I'm not counting her cousin I apparently had kinky marathon bedroom games with) still thinks she owns me, because of that whole dirtiest-lily-flower-ever tattoo on my left breast thing. Also, she's a psycho megalomaniac crime boss who's going to send people to stalk me and monitor my every move so she can blackmail, lure, or terrify me into going back to her. All of the above, really.

And then aforementioned cousin will decide to come after me again, too.

Did I mention that the psycho megalomaniac ex also has a creepy incestuous obsession with her brother?

Yeah.