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My player has been yelling at me all night for stupid Homecoming related reasons. So what if I don't wear ties and generally look vaguely wet and/or greasy in public appearances?

I DON'T LIKE TIES. I like open shirts and BLAZERS.

She doesn't. She keeps yelling at me to wear a tie because she needs icons. I'm so abused.

(And she's ignoring the pictures of me IN a suit and tie because my hair looks too poofy and helmet like.)

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THIS is what my actor wore to the premiere of my movie.

My player thinks he was mid-bender and borrowed a suit from someone five inches taller and 40 pounds heavier, then forgot to shower.

And let's not talk about that girl with him.

I can relate. This is what my actor wore to an APPEARANCE. WHAT IS THAT? He looks like a Miami Vice reject.

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THEM TO LOOK NICE?

While we're sharing pictures...

WHAT THE HELL?

... DUDE, hi, IT IS CALLED A RAZOR.

DO WE SEE THE VELVET COAT?

AND THE JEANS?

THE FACIAL HAIR BLINDED ME.

... I like the belt buckle?

OH MY GOD, WOW.

SHAVE. BUTTON YOUR JACKET. SHAVE AGAIN.

I MEAN, HOW IS THAT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL? I never needed to see the amount of grey in his facial hair. There's scruff and then there's...THAT.

THERE IS A PROPER WAY TO DO VELVET OMG.

Case in point:

That? Is pulling it off.

I DON'T KNOW. Maybe they're afraid they'd lose their guy cards if they always looked too nice?

So they look SLOVENLY and gross instead. SIGH. I NEED ICONS.

To be fair, Cillian has a lot of that, too. *points to icon*

Sadly, this is also fairly canon dress for Cal.

Maybe it's that the shirt fits Cillian a little better? Jamie's looks like it's too small or too short and if he stretches, it's going to ride on up, which pretty.

BUT COME ON.

Oh, that's riiiiight. Because your actor is actually meatier than a stick of bamboo.

He's meatier but he's about the height of a CARE BEAR.

...oh, dear Lord, that's a fanart waiting to happen right there.

The image is coming and going for me, but it's here.

Edited 2008-10-10 01:18 (UTC)

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