*puts stethoscope up to all of you in turn*

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

So what seems to be the problem?

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[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

I'm in love with a man who made out with a Mountie.

And doesn't trust me.

WHY, OH WHY?

Also, my wife is dead, I shot my son, my grandfather is a space pirate, my father never loved me, my mother died twice and tried to feed me to demons, my girlfriend hates me, and I could go on for a while without ever deviating from my canon...

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but the Mountie has a disease of the Canada, which is highly contagious and you now have it.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

I ALWAYS KNEW IT. My great-grandfather has much to answer for! That dastardly Canadian!