http://slapbetcommish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] slapbetcommish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-10-12 09:29 am

*puts stethoscope up to all of you in turn*

So what seems to be the problem?
demonbelthazor: (Shower)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-10-12 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
GET OUT OF THE SHOWER IT'S MY TURN!!!

STEEL WOOL. NEED THE STEEL WOOL TO SCRUB OFF THE TAINT OF ECHOLLS.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2008-10-12 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM CONTAMINATED WITH PIPER. YOU CAN WAIT A FEW MINUTES.

Well, crap, there went all the hot water.

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!
demonbelthazor: (Brain hurt)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-10-12 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
AT LEAST PIPER IS HOT AND FROM WHAT I REMEMBER SHE WASN'T TOO BAD IN BED.

LOGAN ECHOLLS TRUMPS YOUR TRAUMA.
demonbelthazor: (Angst2)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-10-12 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, OKAY?

AND UNLESS YOU HARBOR SECRET DESIRES FOR LINDSEY, YOUR TRAUMA DOES NOT COME NEAR TO MATCHING MINE.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2008-10-12 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Once we get the taint scrubbed off, I'll make it all better.

Except for how WE MAY NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN.
demonbelthazor: (You are here)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2008-10-12 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH STEEL WOOL IN THE WORLD TO SCRUB THIS OFF.

I NEED TO SPEND SEVERAL DAYS PERFORMING ACTS OF DESPERATE PASSION ON YOU AND PHOEBE.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2008-10-12 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . oh, okay then. But first, Silkwood shower.

I'm as serious as a German film fest -- wait, not my canon.