Soap Opera are SO not fun

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

What did your mun make you do this weekend?

I think I offered to run away with three men. After a lot of 'tender' kissing. I wish I could just hate her to death right now. I really do.

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[withoutverona]

Oh, she was a bitch. I had dead wife and pregnant girlfriend trauma and had to dump my One True Love in favor of the mother of my child. And today I get to find out my wife was never really back and my girlfriend isn't really pregnant.

At least I didn't lose my virginity on a bathroom floor as part of an attempt to get drug money and later die of an overdose, though. Nor did I get seduced against the mayor's desk and then get killed by a vampire. And I knew who the father of my potential future child would be, thank you very much, unlike certain alumni who look like my dead wife.

And even the character she said she was leaving out of this had a bad case of the Expositions, a lame French accent, and a random hate-on for the Skywalkers. What the hell, mun?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

But then, everyone hated those damn Skywalkers...

[withoutverona]

... true.

The Montagues would have, too, if I'd gotten outside my head this weekend long enough to notice. Can I just hate them now?