Soap Opera are SO not fun

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

What did your mun make you do this weekend?

I think I offered to run away with three men. After a lot of 'tender' kissing. I wish I could just hate her to death right now. I really do.

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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I WAS PREGNANT WITH A CHILD POSSIBLY FATHERED BY LIKE HALF THE ISLAND.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

...

I'd really rather not talk about it. Ever.

i cried on people, told them about my tragic past, and made out with... ... someone

Askani preserve me.

[endsthegame]

Apparently I was gay. And played by an inanely wholesome-looking actor.

And upset with myself. But that's normal.

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

I'm not speaking about it. Not even under torture. Ask me, and I will freeze you in place for the day I SWEAR TO GOD.

[withoutverona]

Oh, she was a bitch. I had dead wife and pregnant girlfriend trauma and had to dump my One True Love in favor of the mother of my child. And today I get to find out my wife was never really back and my girlfriend isn't really pregnant.

At least I didn't lose my virginity on a bathroom floor as part of an attempt to get drug money and later die of an overdose, though. Nor did I get seduced against the mayor's desk and then get killed by a vampire. And I knew who the father of my potential future child would be, thank you very much, unlike certain alumni who look like my dead wife.

And even the character she said she was leaving out of this had a bad case of the Expositions, a lame French accent, and a random hate-on for the Skywalkers. What the hell, mun?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

But did you kiss people tenderly?

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

I... was an asshole.

...and dear Unnamed God, what was that bit about being related to the Wizard? I think I'm going to be ill someplace.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP AND GO OVER THERE!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...are you sure you're not gay?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

I APPARENTLY WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

....oh please, like it's as bad as sobbing at people.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

I have never been

Nor will ever be

Nor have any DESIRE to be

a CARNIE.

I think I need... to throttle a swan or something right now, thanks.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

No, but I got to make out with Tony Stark.

I think that works for me.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Now that approach helps no one.

I suggest therapeutic violence followed by drinking and ignoring the issue. ...In a few days.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

But then, everyone hated those damn Skywalkers...

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

And whimpering about 'in love' was all that much better? I feel dirty.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And played by Clive Owen!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That's it?!

[endsthegame]

I can't say I've ever really thought about it.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...why a swan?

[notahostage]

All my dialogue got put through babelfish multiple times then edited for "clarity".

Then I hit on my fourteen year old roomie.

And the only reason I didn't get a casting change was that she thought the PB she chose ended up looking too much like me, thank god.

[withoutverona]

... true.

The Montagues would have, too, if I'd gotten outside my head this weekend long enough to notice. Can I just hate them now?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Well... you know... maybe something to ponder.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

IT WAS NICE THINKING I WASNT RELATED TO EVERY SOCIOPATHIC RULER/TERRORIST IN OZ! ... so nice.

I will miss it.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Really? What was it like-- No! I don't wanna know!