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I WAS PREGNANT WITH A CHILD POSSIBLY FATHERED BY LIKE HALF THE ISLAND.

But did you kiss people tenderly?

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canadianpopstar.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 14:39 (UTC) - Expand

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mouthy-merc.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 14:43 (UTC) - Expand

...

I'd really rather not talk about it. Ever.

i cried on people, told them about my tragic past, and made out with... ... someone

Askani preserve me.

SHUT UP AND GO OVER THERE!

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Apparently I was gay. And played by an inanely wholesome-looking actor.

And upset with myself. But that's normal.

...are you sure you're not gay?

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mouthy-merc.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 14:42 (UTC) - Expand

I'm not speaking about it. Not even under torture. Ask me, and I will freeze you in place for the day I SWEAR TO GOD.

....oh please, like it's as bad as sobbing at people.

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crazypilotman.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 18:57 (UTC) - Expand

Oh, she was a bitch. I had dead wife and pregnant girlfriend trauma and had to dump my One True Love in favor of the mother of my child. And today I get to find out my wife was never really back and my girlfriend isn't really pregnant.

At least I didn't lose my virginity on a bathroom floor as part of an attempt to get drug money and later die of an overdose, though. Nor did I get seduced against the mayor's desk and then get killed by a vampire. And I knew who the father of my potential future child would be, thank you very much, unlike certain alumni who look like my dead wife.

And even the character she said she was leaving out of this had a bad case of the Expositions, a lame French accent, and a random hate-on for the Skywalkers. What the hell, mun?

But then, everyone hated those damn Skywalkers...

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withoutverona - 2008-10-13 14:42 (UTC) - Expand

I... was an asshole.

...and dear Unnamed God, what was that bit about being related to the Wizard? I think I'm going to be ill someplace.

That's it?!

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new-to-liirness.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 14:42 (UTC) - Expand

I APPARENTLY WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

And played by Clive Owen!

I have never been

Nor will ever be

Nor have any DESIRE to be

a CARNIE.

I think I need... to throttle a swan or something right now, thanks.

...why a swan?

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suit-of-sables.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 14:43 (UTC) - Expand

All my dialogue got put through babelfish multiple times then edited for "clarity".

Then I hit on my fourteen year old roomie.

And the only reason I didn't get a casting change was that she thought the PB she chose ended up looking too much like me, thank god.

But we love babelfish! ...wait, fourteen? That ain't right!

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notahostage - 2008-10-13 14:47 (UTC) - Expand

You mean other than Ichigo kissing me and giving me enough mocking fodder for the next year?

Nothing! Clearly I win, 'cause it was an excellent weekend!

...die in a fire.

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intraspective - 2008-10-13 14:49 (UTC) - Expand

I hate her.

She gave me amnesia and turned me into someone that couldn't take care of herself and needed her boyfriend to fight her battles for her.

AND THEN SHE HAD ME KILL MY BOYFRIEND!!!!

I wish I could hurt her a lot.

Did he deserve to be killed?

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walks-two-paths.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 14:59 (UTC) - Expand

I had an affair with my girlfriend's maid and got her pregnant. I also discoverd that JACK BURTON is my long-lost son.

I think if I wasn't already insane, I would be now.

...the mullet does that to people, yes.

I was apparently overcome with pregnancy sympathy hormones and lost all sense of logic or wit.

And I still didn't get laid!

Well, that would suck. Were you ALSO one of Robin's many men?

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gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 15:05 (UTC) - Expand

It was bad enough when she had me being a PTSD suffering hobo, but then she made me some dame's long lost son, who ran away from home because she was making time with Bond over there, and British!

I fell into a duck pond people ~~then started making out with the guy who pushed me in~~.

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....Diiiiiirty!

I had sex all weekend.

I LAUGH AT ALL OF YOU.

GO BE KILLED BY TOASTERS

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gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 15:08 (UTC) - Expand

I slept with my brother's girlfriend.

And called her a brazen hussy.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die.

But you gotta admit, the hussy thing was gold!

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neurotic-witch.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 15:03 (UTC) - Expand

I was in love with my employer, whom I respect far too much to even think about any sort of improper conduct with ~~even if she is Dame Judi Dench~~, and was pining away from her rejecting me.

I am not going to even dignify the ridiculous contrivance of young Mr Booth being my reluctant prospective stepson, or our duck pond wrestling match and subsequent necking session by referring to it ever again.

I swear, she lives to make me suffer.

There's nothing wrong with liking older women!

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doubleohblonde - 2008-10-13 15:15 (UTC) - Expand

I cheated on my boyfriends with the brother of one of my best friends who was my college professor and we ran off and got married...

Wait, boyfriends?

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sensethevisions - 2008-10-13 15:26 (UTC) - Expand

I slept with my ex-boyfriend's current boyfriend, who happens to be one of my best friends and someone I currently live with.

And that was *after* I fell off a cliff with Parker and walked in on Bel and Logan having sex ~~which was way too hot~~.

But did you cry?

Oh, my mun has just been lying in wait, to have me screw up massively when I can't blame the weirdness of the weekend.

Dude's more evil then Ben Linus, I swear.

But you're from Lost, any weirdness is canon for you!

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likes-chicken.livejournal.com - 2008-10-13 16:46 (UTC) - Expand

I was Jessie freaking Spano.

...

I got nothing.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.

WAY TO KISS A BABY!

Though, at least her name isn't a smush of many and you're not a werewolf?

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I tried to kill my supposed double/twin sister because I was sooooo jealous of her life- FOR SOME REASON- that I had to steal it, and then when I tried to marry my cheating boyfriend, the wedding was ruined by her coming out of her coma to out me AND Chuck Bass- WHO I NEVER SLEPT WITH THANKS- revealed that said boyfriend had gotten someone else (and her breasts) pregnant. And then my sister turned out to be my mother. I don't know.

And way too many people have seen me cry, and my cleavage this weekend.

AND you're dating the fat kid.

Maybe some time travel? I mean, that happens, right?

I apparently read half a medical dictionary once and actually comprehended NONE of it.

Oh, like you need actual medical knowledge! You had comas!